(Cheering Squad)
People...
- Life is hard these days, isn't it? / - Yes!
- Things don't quite go as planned, right? / - Yes!
That's why we're here.
Let us cheer you up!
We're the self-bashing cheer squad!
People...
Did you catch a cold from not taking care of yourself?
Or...
Did your crush make you lovesick?
People...
Look at me and cheer up.
I got caught badmouthing
the director of Gag Concert!
How could you?
How could you badmouth the director?
You did too.
You guys...
How could you badmouth the director?
Geez...
Director...
I love you.
Who's next?
Oh... Hyeseon...
Hold on.
What happened?
What was that?
So...
Did something happen?
You should just badmouth him.
That would be better.
To all the ladies...
Do your friends ask you if you gained weight?
Yes!
Does your boyfriend keep asking about your past?
Yes!
People, look at me and cheer up.
When I go to interviews,
they ask if I've been to the army!
No matter what anyone says,
we're not sending Hyeseon to the army!
The soldiers don't deserve that.
Geez!
People...
Do you have a coworker
that barely does any work?
Do you have a group
that barely helps during group projects?
Yes!
People...
Look at me and cheer up.
God barely tried when he made me!
Give me that.
Step aside.
- Yeonggil. / - Yeah?
Look at your baby photo.
Hey.
God made you just fine.
You just lived recklessly!
Until the day all of Korea can smile,
we'll be bashing ourselves!
Let's go, Korea!
Let's go, Cheering Squad!
Guys.
- Are you ready for the skit? / - Yes.
Seonil.
Don't get so nervous on stage.
I get stage fright.
- Geez... / - Jungeun.
The director of "2 Days and 1 Night" is here.
Can you help me so that
I can get on "2 Days and 1 Night?"
"2 Days and 1 Night?"
Get it together.
You guys better not try anything up here.
Just focus on this performance, alright?
- Yes. / - Yes.
The skit is starting!
A round of applause!
(Inner Voices)
Chief, I don't think we can make it.
- No. / - Let's give up.
Hang in there a bit longer.
We're almost at the peak.
We'll all reach the peak
and plant this flag!
"2 Days and 1 Night!"
He's a scumbag.
He just wants to get on the show by himself.
Geez...
Chief.
I'm so thirsty.
What do we do? We're out of water.
I have something else.
What is it?
Fish sauce!
He's a scumbag.
And he's drinking that.
So determined...
Let's go up!
Chief.
I'm so sleepy...
No!
Don't fall asleep.
You'll die if you fall asleep!
I'll die from these slaps.
Stop hitting me!
I think he has hypothermia.
What do we do? Then...
Let's get these wet clothes off him!
Get these off him!
You can't die!
I'd be better off if I died.
A chopper!
Save us!
Mom, that was my only line.
Please write on the Gag Concert message board
that you think "Save us"
will become a catchphrase.
I'm here to rescue you!
We need to get him down for treatment.
No!
We all have to reach the peak!
I'll carry him.
Then he'll die!
You call yourself the leader?
A leader should act like one!
When did you get a colonoscopy?
What the heck did I just say?
What was that?
I should have soju and blood sausages today.
- An avalanche! / - Avalanche!
I'll block the avalanche!
♪ Let it go ♪
♪ With all the words of this world gone ♪
♪ These are the only words left ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
I didn't sing that for applause.
I did that to be funny. You didn't get the joke?
I went from Elsa's song to Sunflower.
It doesn't work if I explain the joke.
I messed it up.
Why is the director of "2 Days and 1 Night" here?
What if I get cut from the show?
I have to show him something. What should I do?
What are you doing?
You're the queen of snow, Elsa?
Elsa the queen of snow?
I'm the queen of pop! Beyonce!
Where are you going?
Where are you going? Yu Ilyong...
He's so disgusting!
(Busking Again)
Hello!
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang
and he's Mr. Kim.
- Mr. Kim is very popular with the ladies. / - Of course.
If you look at Mr. Kim's face...
Wonbin's face...
And Gang Dongwon's face...
His face is twice as big as theirs.
Very big, right?
Let's perform here!
- Okay. / - Okay.
We haven't sang in a while so for our first song...
So... What will you sing?
I'll sing Green Belt's song.
We'll sing a song by Green Zone.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ I'll love ♪
- ♪ When nobody ♪ / - ♪ Fly up ♪
♪ To the sky ♪
♪ I want to become the moon ♪
Boys!
♪ Please go away ♪
What was that?
Us grown-ups are performing here.
We're busking here too.
Why would you busk here?
Do that at the Express Bus Terminal.
Go somewhere else.
That wasn't funny at all.
Let's just perform.
We got interrupted there, people.
We'll sing a song by Green Zone.
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ I'll love ♪
- ♪ To the sky ♪ / - ♪ I'll love ♪
- ♪ I want to become the moon ♪ / - ♪ So that ♪
- ♪ Deep in the night ♪ / - ♪ Nobody knows ♪
- ♪ I'll be a star and dance ♪ / - ♪ All for you ♪
- ♪ Fly up to the sky ♪ / - ♪ I'll love ♪
- ♪ I want to become the moon ♪ / - ♪ I'll love ♪
Boys!
Our songs got switched.
What?
We were singing "I'll love."
Why do you keep singing "Flying Duck?"
I can't stand you boys.
Huh?
"My Little Old Boy?"
Did a competing station send you guys?
No, no!
What are you talking about?
- You know nothing about singing. Leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
We know how to sing.
We were even on an audition show.
Does that make you a good singer?
Do you know how many amazing singers were here?
Do you know Sunny?
Sunny of Girls' Generation?
Hello? Yeah.
You buying? It's your birthday.
Wow! He really knows her!
Are you buying a meal today? You're not?
Then I'm not going.
Geez... I thought it was for real!
It was just a joke.
That wasn't funny!
- You don't know comedy, so leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
Why do you keep telling us to leave?
Just don't get in our way.
Alright, we won't.
Sorry. Our song keeps getting interrupted.
We'll change the song this time.
What will you sing?
Honey, ah.
We'll sing "Woman of Samba."
He'll sing most of it.
We'll sing "Pick Me."
- "Pick Me." / - "Pick Me."
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ I love you ♪
♪ Pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪
♪ I really like you ♪
♪ Pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪
♪ With your gaze ♪
♪ And your gesture ♪
♪ You captivate me tonight ♪
♪ Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me ♪
♪ Pick me ♪
♪ Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me ♪
♪ Pick me ♪
Mr. Kim! Mr. Kim!
- Boys! / - Yes.
We got drawn into your song again!
Why do you keep singing "Produce 101" song
when we're singing Sul Woondo's song?
You think Sul Woondo would be on "Produce 101?"
♪ Woondo, Woondo, Sul Woondo ♪
♪ Do, do, do, do ♪
♪ Sul Woondo, do, do ♪
What are you doing?
- Stop confusing us and leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings.
I'm tied with Yoo Minsang as the 7,362nd celebrity
that should do a sexy photo shoot.
I'm Yang Seonil.
People, what do you say when you
take your girlfriend home?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when you take
your girlfriend home.
3rd!
Careful on your way back.
2nd!
Sweet dreams.
1st!
Want to come in for noodles?
Those that insisted on eating noodles
despite being totally full should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when you take your girlfriend home.
54th!
Honey, this is it. This is my home.
Wow, nice place.
Is this mortgaged or is it a rental?
168th!
Honey, this is it.
Thanks. Take me home next time too.
Alright, get home safe.
213rd!
Honey, we're here.
Hold on. I have something for you.
What is it?
Can you take the trash out on your way out?
305th!
Honey, we're here.
Get home safe.
Huh?
You can go.
Huh?
Alright, you can come inside.
Yeah?
417th!
Honey, we're here.
Go inside.
Want to come in and say hello?
No, I'm embarrassed...
Don't be.
Dear, come outside!
There are more rankings outside the rankings.
Guys, do you have a younger sister?
Guys with younger sisters.
What do you say to your younger sister
when she's trying to pretty herself up?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said by guys when
their little sister is getting pretty.
3rd!
You look ugly.
2nd!
You look really ugly.
1st!
You look ugly even with makeup.
Those that were scared they'd see
their sister's face in a nightmare should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your sister is prettying herself up.
45th!
My makeup looks good.
Taehun, I'm going out.
- Hey. / - Yeah?
Put some makeup on before you go out.
I'm wearing makeup!
You are?
107th!
My makeup looks good.
Taehun, how do I look?
Wow... Are you growing a moustache?
198th!
My makeup looks good.
Taehun, how do I look?
- That skirt... / - Oops.
I said not to wear my clothes!
242nd!
My makeup looks good.
Dad?
Take that back.
432nd!
My makeup looks good.
Taehun, how do I look?
I'll make lots of money.
My poor little sister!
Geez!
556th!
My makeup looks good.
Taehun, how do I look?
You have something on your face.
- Where? / - Here...
Come on...
There.
Thanks, Taehun.
Sure.
This has been Yang Seonil of
Rankings Outside the Rankings. Thank you.
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
And you're single!
The woman in the striped shirt.
Please step up.
Hi. My name is Dakbul.
My surname is Mo.
I'm Mo Dakbul.
Hot!
I'm at Chuncheon for a college trip.
Where is everyone though?
So cold...
Oh, Dakbul.
What are you doing here by yourself?
Everyone else is grilling meat in the back yard.
Oh... You're practicing for the talent show.
That's good.
Dakbul, how about singing a duet with me?
I'll start the song
and you sing the rest.
Have a seat.
Let's practice.
♪ The club isn't the best place to get a lover ♪
♪ So the bar is where I go ♪
♪ Me and my friends at the table drinking shots ♪
♪ Drinking fast and then we talk slow ♪
Yeah, at least dance if you don't know it.
Geez...
Dakbul!
Come on...
How could you?
You don't know the song
or the lyrics!
And you don't know that I like you!
Honestly...
I like you.
Please accept my love.
Dakbul.
This is our first day as a couple.
Gosh!
It's great going on this trip.
This is so much fun.
Dakbul.
- Hello! / - Hello!
Alright, since we're all together...
Let's play a game.
♪ Let's have fun and dance ♪
3 people!
3 people! 3 people!
- 3 people! / - 3 people!
Dakbul, you get a punishment!
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Dance! Dance! Dance...
Dakbul.
Have you been drinking?
Not yet.
Dakbul, take your punishment drink.
Bottoms up! Bottoms up! Bottoms up!
Bottoms up! Bottoms up!
I'll take it.
My wish...
Dakbul...
No...
Mo Dakbul...
Be my girl.
- Geez! / - Come on!
- Let's go. / - Let's go.
Geez...
Hey.
I want you to be my girl.
You're drunk!
Dakbul.
It's raining.
Come here.
Hold this...
Just stay here for a moment.
I need to sober up.
Gosh, I'm so drunk...
This is my umbrella!
I was looking for this forever.
Didn't you take my umbrella last time too?
You're an habitual offender.
Where's your bag? Hold on...
Let me check.
I knew it.
The plunger that disappeared from the men's room.
What's this? Why did you steal this?
What's your deal?
I knew it.
So here's where it was.
You stole it...
My heart.
Are you afraid of me? Why are you backing away?
Since you stole a lot of my stuff...
I'll steal something today...
Your lips.
Dakbul!
What are you doing?
Spinning this umbrella.
You punk.
- Dakbul is my girl! / - That hurt.
- She's mine! / - That really hurts.
She's my girl, punk!
- This really hurts! / - Come with us!
- She's mine! / - Geez...
Hold on.
Hey.
Are you doing a Gang Dongwon parody too?
What the...
Quiet.
You guys are noisy!
What's your deal?
What was all that?
Just stay there!
What's his deal?
Dakbul.
You choose...
Who your real man is.
Is it time for me to choose now?
I'll hit last place on the head really hard.
Here I go.
1, 2, 3!
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3!
What the...
She hit my eye!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
♪ I am a woman too ♪
Giyeong, you're a woman?
I just sang any song.
This is the Say Anything Festival.
Let's start by meeting the first contestant.
People...
I am not lonely.
Because you are all my girlfriend....
What was that?
- He called the audience his girlfriend. / - Amazing.
The audience almost walked out.
I'll do an impression of Minsang.
That was exactly the same.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is she playing the gayageum?
♪ A good friend... ♪
She played the MBC jingle on KBS!
But what does KBS stand for?
Kim Boosun.
I'm not commentating today.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Sir, I'll put the shot on your arm.
Okay.
She really put the shot on his arm!
A shot in the arm!
Let's meet the next contestant!
Your Highness! You must not eat that!
Is it poisoned?
I need a photo first.
Click!
Right!
You have to take a photo of your food first!
- Amazing. / - A Kingstagram statement.
Giyeong, please take a photo of my philtrum.
2, 3... Your philtrum.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hey, that's moldy!
I know that.
He was eating that despite knowing it's moldy!
- Amazing. / - Yes.
But Suyeong isn't a pig.
- A pig is Suyeong. / - That's right.
Let's meet the next contestant.
- ♪ I'm saying it all for you ♪ / - Tone-deaf, tone-deaf.
He wasn't beatboxing!
He was calling her tone-deaf!
Amazing.
I have perfect pitch.
I know all the notes.
Then try to guess what this is...
Parcel delivery!
Correct!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Did he take poison?
Honey, how does my stew taste?
Delicious!
It wasn't poison!
It was his wife's cooking!
Amazing. But a home-cooked meal is still the best.
- Really? / - From someone else's home.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Hey, what are you eating?
Sand...
What are you eating?
Sand!
That guy was even eating sand!
- Amazing. / - Truly.
Suyeong used to practice Korean wrestling but he quit.
Why?
He kept eating the sand in the ring.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Can you put it up?
She didn't want to be zipped up.
She wanted the curtain up.
Please put me up.
Where?
I want to be a trending search term!
I do too! Help me out!
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Are you ready? / - Yes!
- Alright, go in. / - Yes!
Is it a taekwondo match?
Honey, I'm home!
Look at the time!
That taekwondo practitioner
was up against his wife.
Amazing.
What do you think of a joke like that?
That was no joke.
Then what was it?
That's my life.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Where did it go?
Did he lose something?
Where did my girlfriend go?
He'll never find one!
But Minsang is handsome if he loses some weight.
- How much weight? / - 100kg.
That's still 50kg left.
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster Jung Woosung...
And commentator Jeon Yuseong.
Hello!
(Child Romance)
Mom!
Who are you?
Mom!
Mom...
Mom!
Huh? Suji!
Keep going.
"Mom! Mom!"
Keep going.
Hey...
You're such a mama's boy!
This is why I shouldn't date
a kindergartener that looks for his mom.
Suji!
You didn't come here with your mom?
I came with my friends.
I take skiing lessons in the winter.
Skiing lessons?
But you go to Sprout Elementary.
Did you transfer here?
Transfer?
Hey!
This is how young you are!
Accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
Suji, don't be like this!
Don't you remember?
Last year, we saw the moon and stars
at your house and you loved it!
You mean the glow-in-the-dark stickers
on my ceiling?
It's good you brought that up.
You took one of my star stickers, didn't you?
No, I didn't steal it!
You took it and left something behind!
What did I leave behind?
A booger under the desk.
That was you, wasn't it?
You're so disgusting.
Suji, I'm sorry!
Let me go!
Son!
I bet you're cold, son.
Have some hot fish cake broth.
- Wow! This looks great! / - Hello.
- Suji, you're here to go sledding too. / - Yes.
Want some of this soda?
Thank you.
Son, stay warm since it's cold out.
- Meet me in front of the snack bar later. / - Okay.
- Bye, Suji. / - Good-bye.
So cold...
Fight cold with cold? Is that it?
Is your dad trying to freeze me?
But you know what?
My heart has already froze.
Suji...
You're so cold.
Don't speak casually to me!
You sure are cold!
You think you're so great for being pretty?
Yeah, being pretty makes me great.
Later.
Wait, Suji!
Did you forget about our happy memories?
Happy memories? Oh, please.
Suji...
You liked the Minions song.
Minions...
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ Ba, banana ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ Ba, banana ♪
Suji!
Minion, you need to grow up more.
Suji!
Sangeun, I'm right here!
Where's Suji?
And why is Elsa here?
My princess.
My prince.
Who's the Olaf over there?
I am not Olaf!
You're the bad guy that took Suji away!
Mungyu, let me get right to the point.
I'll give you candy, so let Suji go.
Geez...
Candy?
I have some too!
That's it?
Ta-da!
I've never seen candy this big!
That's right. That should last you a month.
Sangeun...
Let's go, Suji.
Wait!
I prepared a gift for Suji.
What is it?
Ta-da!
Wow! I love this doll.
Is that it?
Suji.
Ta-da!
Hey! That's the same doll I gave her!
Are you sure about that?
It's flying!
It flew!
Suji.
Ever since I met you,
I always feel like I'm flying.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
Suji, you're so pretty!
See that? Stay out of this, kindergartener.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Suji's mine!
She's mine!
Let me go...
Mungyu, don't bother Suji!
I'll pull you on this sled.
Oh, yeah!
Do you guys want to get on?
- Yes! / - Thank you...
I want to get on too.
Here we go.
Here we go again!
Sangeun... Mungyu!
Hey!
I wasn't allowed on!
(Group Assignment)
We have a lot to do.
This group assignment...
We should be working on it.
They're not here again.
I think I have the most seniority too.
Unbelievable...
Hey, Sora.
You should greet your senior...
- Say it out loud... / - Hello.
Pronounce the word right.
H...
E...
- L... / - Just stop it.
Stop that.
Geez... Unbelievable.
Where are these guys?
- We have so much to do. / - Hey.
What are your plans tomorrow?
I have to find a place to stay.
- That sounds rough. / - Hey! Hey!
Look at the time now.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
Show some respect to our senior!
Do you know how scary he is?
Good boy.
You'd better act right in front of him.
Geez...
- What are you doing? / - Blow.
Get out of here with that!
Just sit down! Geez...
We have a lot to do.
I don't want the professor to nag me this time.
I don't like you.
What was that?
What did that mean? You don't like me?
Yunseung, that's why I prepared
a presentation on K-pop.
- You made a presentation? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
- Let's all watch. / - Yes.
I'll start group 6's presentation on
the globalization of K-pop.
- Group 6 looked into... / - You know...
- That's the first page. / - Yes.
It looks too simple.
Try to make it flashier.
- I'll add some animations. / - Oh, okay.
- Group 6... / - That's better.
I'll have the words come in like this.
What's that?
What?
What's that?
What?
Why is that there?
Get rid of it!
Oh, sure.
No...
I meant to get rid of...
So group 6 will talk about...
- The globalization of... / - He's back.
He's back!
I can't focus on the presentation because of that.
Oh! You want to focus?
- No... / - Focus...
Hey!
I didn't mean to make Bonobono make us focus!
I can't stand the sight of Bonobono!
I hate him! I hate him!
(You hate me?)
Yunseung!
You made Bonobono cry!
You did that! You did that!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright...
Next is the fan culture.
Korean idols are represented by colored balloons.
Balloons...
Pearl red for TVXQ.
Neon pink for NU'EST.
And pearl sapphire blue for Super Junior...
Hey, hold on.
- Hold on. / - Yes?
Zoom in on those balloons.
Okay.
Hey!
Why...
Hey!
There are no Bonobono balloons!
Bonobono balloons...
Is it pearl sapphire Bonobono?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
I'll talk about audition shows next.
There's a popular audition show in Korea right now.
I have a clip prepared.
A clip...
Oh, it's "The Unit."
Wow, so pretty.
What was that just now?
What was what?
I just saw something.
What did?
- Rewind the clip. / - Okay.
Why is Bonobono there?
Stop that!
Alright.
Next, we'll talk about K-pop's global popularity.
Besides Asia, K-pop is loved in
Russia, Europe
and even Africa...
- Raising awareness on Korea... / - Alright.
But why is one arrow pointing to the sea?
Oh, in the sea...
Why is it him again?
Stop that!
Don't do that!
Just sit down! Stop it!
Don't make presentations from now on.
- Alright. / - Calm down.
I ought to...
Why can't I hear my alarm these days?
- Hey. / - Hello, Yunseung.
- Hey! / - Yes.
Where were you during our group assignment?
I hosted a good friend's wedding.
- You hosted a wedding? / - Yes.
What's this?
A custom suit.
What's with the blindfold?
It's a bow tie.
Yunseung, calm down.
If I ever catch you...
Yeah.
You want to go play pool?
I have my own gear and balls.
Alright.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
My mom is sick and I have to go cook for her.
Your mom's sick? All of a sudden?
You think I'd lie about my mom being sick?
- Is this for real? / - Yes.
- Go then. / - Okay.
You're not going anywhere. Stay!
It's obvious you're going to a pool hall.
I'm going to cook for my mom!
Isn't that a sleeve?
It's a chef's hat!
What are these?
Chopsticks!
I'm going to feed my mom.
Chop... Hey.
Then what are these?
Ingredients!
- Ingredients? / - Yes.
What's this?
An egg!
- What about this? / - A pea.
- And this? / - A black bean.
- This? / - A mandarin.
- This? / - An apple.
- This? / - A lemon.
And the blue one?
Give those back! The food will go bad!
He couldn't answer.
He couldn't answer what the blue ball was.
He's done for.
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
Geez...
Such a glutton.
Geez...
You know what, boy?
My friend Dongpal's son
gives his dad pocket money
every time he gets his paycheck.
Geez!
Eat some more!
Dad...
That's more like it!
My son is giving me pocket money.
Let's take a look.
That's the bill for my tuition.
Tuition?
Geez!
Boy!
I raised you and fed you all these years!
How long do I have to keep looking after you?
Huh?
Geez...
I don't care about anything else.
From now on,
I'm going to enjoy my life!
I'm going to Seoraksan with my friends
to see the snow early tomorrow morning,
so keep that in mind.
Alright?
Tuition?
Geez...
It's so cold.
Hey.
You look like a student. What brings you here?
I came to make money for my tuition.
That's quite remarkable.
- Seoul city boy. / - Daehui.
Why are you here?
I came here to work.
You're going to work?
Why? I thought your family's rich.
I want some real-world experience.
My dad is in construction.
He's built a lot of buildings.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
What does he do now?
He cooks at home.
Gosh... Looks like everyone's here.
So...
You have to be strong to work here.
So... Are you all strong?
Of course!
Gosh... Then each of you, try lifting this.
No sweat.
Mister, you're not that strong.
Nobody could lift this.
You need to hire people.
Daehui!
Why's this thing here?
Wow! So strong!
How about you come work with us?
Please, mister!
I'm a woman.
I didn't come here to work.
I came for support.
You're a fine prospect I don't want to lose.
Then...
Call me whenever you change your mind.
You at the end and you, let's get to work.
Yes!
Bye!
But...
Was I just casted off the street?
What is she babbling about?
So why are you here?
You went out early in the morning to work.
How could I just stay at home?
That's why...
I packed rice rolls!
Hey...
You woke up early
to make rice rolls for me?
Yes.
What for? They'll taste terrible.
They don't taste bad!
I'm sorry.
Gosh, just go!
Please give me some work!
Geez...
You can't do the work and you're weak.
There's nothing here for you to do, sir.
Please just go.
Don't be like this.
If I don't pay this off by next week,
it'll be really bad!
How can I face my loved one?
Please let me work.
Forget it! Oh, whatever!
This isn't my business!
Dad...
Why are you here?
What about you, dad?
I thought you were going to
Seoraksan with your friends.
Well... The thing is...
Is that...
The bill for my tuition?
No, it's not.
Dad!
Dad...
All because of me...
You did manual labor too?
I never knew.
Dad...
You said so, dad!
That you were going to enjoy your life from now on!
Stop working yourself so hard
because of your good-for-nothing son!
Give me that!
I'll pay this!
It's just...
I'll pay this $870 hostess bar bill!
So invite me next time!
What is this?
Yeah...
Looks like I'll get to see
my beloved Yerim thanks to you.
Yerim!
Yerim! Yerim!
Yerim!
(YOLO Inn)
There.
What's that?
Dear.
I put that up so that
we have good fortune this year.
- It looks just like him. / - Isn't it nice?
- Is that a drawing or a photo? / - Very nice.
- Oh, right. / - Huh?
Someone suspicious was walking around
in front of our house and I'm so scared.
Who was bothering my beloved Okbun?
Don't worry, Okbun.
I'll protect you forever.
Really, dear?
- Of course. / - Thank you.
A cockroach!
A cockroach...
Hey!
Why did you hit me so hard?
You're worse than a bug!
I'm scared of cockroaches.
Grandpa!
- Grandpa! / - Gosh...
What is it?
I was playing a mobile game
and I almost died from not taking a potion.
Last night,
I almost died from not taking my medication.
You shouldn't play mobile games at your age.
Go run around and play outside.
Then let's have a sword fight!
- A sword fight? Sounds fun. / - A sword fight.
I'm the bad guy.
Die! Die! Die! Die!
- Die! Die! Die! Die! / - Hold on...
I'm going to die soon anyway.
That's upsetting. Let's play something else.
- Then let's play 007. / - 007!
007?
I'll go first.
- 0. / - 0!
- 7. / - Bang!
- Argh! / - Argh!
- 0. / - 0!
- 7. / - Bang!
- Argh! / - Argh!
- 0. / - 0!
- 7. / - Bang!
Why do you keep shooting me?
How long will you keep shooting me?
Until you die, grandpa.
What do you mean? Why are you here?
Grandpa.
You can win all of this with just $1.
- Really? / - Yeah!
You're giving that away?
Dear...
$1.
Here you go. $1.
How do I play?
When I move the arrow like this,
you just tell me when to stop.
Then you get the prize I stopped on.
- Isn't that easy? / - Good luck, dear.
Let's do this.
Here I go.
Stop!
(You lose)
Too bad.
- $1. / - $1.
Let's go.
One more time.
- Once again. / - Yeah.
I'll get a good one.
Stop!
Too bad!
- Too bad! / - That's strange.
- One more time. / - Get a good one.
See? I told you he likes to gamble!
We got $2 already!
What are you saying?
You brats!
Get back here!
He quit gambling ages ago! Gosh...
What do you mean?
Dear.
If you're angry,
some hot tea should cheer you up.
Hot tea?
Here you go.
You like herbal tea, right?
Sure.
Hot! Hot!
It's hot?
Let me see.
That's dirty. Don't put your finger in.
- It's dirty, isn’t it? / - Yes.
It isn't hot.
It isn't hot?
Not at all.
I see something floating in here.
It's herbal tea.
More like tongue tea.
Why would you be so disgusting?
I didn't put my finger in.
How is it?
Delicious.
It's good?
Dear, you like taffy, right?
I do?
I brought taffy.
- I don't like... / - Taffy.
Alright, dear.
This is too hard and big.
I'll break this apart...
Why won't this come apart?
Put your back into it.
Hold on. I can do this.
What are you doing now?
- Hold on... / - Gosh...
I'll break these apart for you.
So many crumbs...
That sure looks good.
Didn't that go up there?
It didn't.
What's that?
Taffy.
I got it from next door.
You didn't pull it out of your butt?
My butt? It's from next door.
You eat this.
You pulled that out of your butt...
Hello.
Hey there.
- Hello. / - This is YOLO Inn, right?
Yes.
Sir, it's so cold out.
Hey! Hot tea!
I'll warm up with this.
Sir!
- I feel so warm now! / - Good.
What's this?
It's taffy.
It's cut up into bite-sized pieces.
- Honey, ah. / - Ah.
Delicious!
- Thank you, sir! / - Sure.
- Thank you. / - Sure.
Bokdol. Bokdol.
No, no. It's a drawing. Just a drawing.
Come here.
Sir.
I'm here to vaccinate for rabies.
- Here's my dog. / - Yes.
Honey.
My back really hurts.
Oh, no. Should I put a pain relief patch on you?
Yeah.
Where?
Should I stick it here?
No, a bit higher.
So right here?
No, a bit higher.
Here?
Honey.
I feel like someone's watching us!
Who's watching?
What are you talking about?
The dog is giving the old man a shot.
Don't be ridiculous.
It's for real.
Honey.
Don't you think this room is too hot?
Yeah?
Then should we change into lighter clothes?
Don't look, honey.
- Alright. / - Dear.
What are you doing?
What are you all doing?
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I can't take this anymore.
Go eat then.
Hurry.
No, I mean guys.
They always look at what's on the outside.
Street food stands?
This won't do.
Let's declare something.
Men!
We're going to stay single from now on!
Men!
We're going to stay single from now on!
Men!
We're going to stay single from now on!
Men!
We're finally safe now!
Such wonderful news.
Gosh... Thanks, guys.
I owe you guys dinner.
I'm so happy.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
Now he blatantly likes me.
- How could you? / - How could you?
How could you?
Last time, I wore a tight-fitting dress to your house
and said,
"Myeonghun, what do you think of my body?"
Your face turned red and you said something.
What did you say to me?
You're my Venus.
You're dead meat.
Guys, congratulate me.
I won Daegu's Miss Apple beauty pageant.
Oh! Your face is like an apple.
Your face is like an apple.
Your face looks like a mess.
Well...
I did this...
I was eating an apple like this.
Guess what the people there said.
How nice! So pretty!
Wow, that camel has a big mouth.
Geez... Don't do that.
I was wondering when you'd eat that.
I finally got it.
You picked persimmons?
Those are for the magpies.
No.
Oh, you eat magpies too.
It's not like that.
I got my Pilates instructor license.
- Yeah? / - In front of the students...
I did this...
I stretched like this.
Guess what my crush said as he was watching?
Minkyoung, all I see is you.
Minkyoung, all I see is your gut.
I can't believe your arms go that far back.
Geez...
Guys, there's a cold spell today.
So cold.
- So cold. / - So cold.
Get off me.
Did you know?
Guys get colder than girls do.
Myeonghun.
Isn't that warm?
- Isn't that warm? / - Isn't that warm?
You need a beating.
Hold still for a beating.
Why'd you hit me?
(Countryside Love)
Hey, where were you?
You said you wanted dumplings.
So I went to China and bought some.
You said you wanted sushi.
- So I went to Japan and bought some. / - Gosh!
- Thanks, man. / - Japan?
With a friend like you, I don't need to get married.
I won't get married either.
- It's not important. / - Yeah.
- Right. / - Hello.
That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
- What's your deal? / - What's your deal?
A hick like you can't be with a Seoul girl.
Why not?
You don't even know the trends.
I know all the trends.
- You know the trends? / - Yeah!
Then who's BTS?
Do you know who BTS is?
You don't.
Everyone knows BTS.
Then tell me who it is.
Who's BTS?
A newlywed couple that farts in front of each other.
So you know.
I told you! Everyone knows BTS!
Anyway, you'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her.
I bag ripped.
- Your bag ripped? / - Then use this.
What's this?
A mesh bag.
You ogler!
Trying to get a girl with a mesh bag?
♪ A girl that looks good with a mesh bag ♪
♪ That's the kind of girl I like ♪
Looks like I'll get married.
I'm so angry.
Geez! I'm so angry...
Geez...
Use this.
What the...
A mesh bag can get wet.
Give it back for kimchi making season.
You cheater.
You're trying to get a girl with a container?
Want me to beat you and make you all swollen?
How many times did you get hit?
What are you saying?
Gosh! Yeonggil, you've really grown.
Who are you?
Your uncle in the U.S.
- Oh! My mom told me about you. / - Yeah.
When your mom was pregnant with you,
she stayed with me in the U.S. for 4 days.
I studied abroad.
How is that studying abroad?
You were in the womb!
Guys!
Why are you fighting?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying? I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first! That's...
- The way of life! / - The way of life!
- So you know! / - Sure.
Hey!
Why is that woman here again?
Stand aside!
Look here!
You...
I'm sick of saying the same thing
every single day!
Since the day I met you,
every day has been special!
What the...
What was that?
What was that? Get over here!
- Move it. / - Why are you doing this?
Every day! Every day!
Every day is my day off.
I'm jobless.
- That's nothing to brag about, fool! / - Yeah.
What's going on? What's going on?
I only ate 3 meals today.
- What's going on? / - Seriously.
I only ate 3 meals today!
- Stop talking about eating! / - I only ate...
- You! / - What's your deal?
- Why do you keep hitting on her? / - Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm really not interested!
I'm going to give her a piece of my mind.
Stand aside!
Look here!
Look what you've done to this village.
Just pack up and leave this village.
No.
No?
You don't want to? Then get married!
To me.
- So childish. / - Such an old pick-up line!
Move it.
Cold! Cold! My back is so cold!
Give me something to cover myself.
Move it!
Ripe! Ripe!
Persimmons taste best ripe. Got it?
- I'm going to eat this now. / - What the...
- You just want to eat! / - Stop fighting.
Guys, stop fighting.
I can't wear this sweater from all this lint.
Lint?
I'll go into town and buy stretchy pants.
I'll get you a new outfit at the boutique.
- What? / - Guys!
Don't you guys have any pride?
So what if she has lint on her clothes?
What does that have to do with us?
And you.
If you're going to say things like that, just go. Go!
Why are you being like this to me?
Hold on.
Don't just stare.
It's yours.
Oh, right. And another thing...
You're mine.
- He wins! / - He wins!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is an air purifier.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
- Good to see you. / - Hello.
That's right. Yoo Minsang's air purifier
is back again this year
thanks to popular demand.
Our product was the best selling product
in the first half of 2017!
1st in customer satisfaction too!
And that's not all.
In the latter half of the year,
it was the most returned product
and 1st in customer dissatisfaction.
We didn't need to mention things like that.
Let me show you the product.
Take a look.
This air purifier...
Gosh...
This air purifier picks up fine dust
through this filter.
And it can cost a lot to change a filter.
That's why Yoo Minsang's air purifier
doesn't have a filter.
We got rid of it.
Then how will it purify the air?
It's like carrying around a waste basket.
Excuse me...
Don't you want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02...
9189-9406-34-24-36...
75C. Please call.
Why are you talking about the type of girl you like?
So that number works.
I love you, customer.
I'll do my best to serve you.
This is Jeong Haecheol.
Is this Momentary Home Shopping?
Yes, that's right.
Why did he hang up when it's the right number?
Let's cut to a commercial break.
I'm getting off next stop.
My stop was two stops ago.
Yoo Minsang's air purifier.
Hold on. How was that even relevant?
That was totally unrelated.
People, let me tell you more about our product.
Housewives, I'm sure you've all experienced trouble
when trying to get rid of food smells
before guests come over.
That's why with Yoo Minsang's air purifier
has different power settings for the air.
- Take a look. / - Yes.
Level 1.
Nice and calm.
Level 2.
Level 3.
With this, you can get
all the smell out of your house in 5 minutes.
Your house would fly away.
That's why it's surprising.
Very surprising.
What do you think?
We'll show you how amazing
our product is through a test.
Suyeong.
Yes. The smoke from grilling meat
can be sucked up with our product.
If you take a look...
He's grilling the meat...
Excuse me. You have to grill it longer
for it to get smoky.
The meat... The smoke... Excuse me.
You only grilled that one on one side.
You didn't grill that! You just... Hey!
Hey! Why are you eating it raw?
- Hey! / - It's mine.
What?
What did he just say?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
Due to the many calls,
all operators are currently busy.
You can just take the call!
We'll cut to a commercial break.
♪ A sesame seed bun, two all-beef patties ♪
♪ Special sauce, lettuce ♪
♪ Cheese, pickles and onions too ♪
Yoo Minsang's air purifier.
Get back here! That was totally unrelated!
How was that relevant?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork rinds.
There's nothing like that here!
It's the best!
Geez!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
Those that are watching
should do what I do.
This is the first move.
We'll start with a stretch.
Make sure your body is balanced.
- Raise the knee and spread. / - Extend.
- Once again. Raise and spread. / - Extend.
- Again. Raise and spread. / - Extend.
We'll put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
What is that?
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
What are you doing?
Here's the second move.
The second move is for those that
sit in front of the computer a long time.
First, keep your lower body balanced.
Squat.
- Stretch your shoulders. / - Extend.
- The other way. / - Extend.
- Open your pelvis. / - Extend.
Breathe and once again. Squat.
- Stretch your shoulders. / - Extend.
- The other way. / - Extend.
- Open your pelvis. / - Extend.
We'll put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
Go sit down
I hope you all have a...
- Good night! / - Good night!
That was funny.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
I know that. Say hello if you're up here.
Not if you tell me to.
Then don't say hello!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone. It's good to be here.
I'm Twisty.
Why did you become so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought a toy so I could play with them.
What is it?
- Ta-da. / - What the...
- It's a rubber band. / - That's right.
I'm going to hit the others with it like this.
Hey, that would hurt. Don't do that.
Don't do it on yourself.
Don't do it on myself?
Don't do that.
Don't do it? Then I'll do it more!
It's a good thing it's a short rubber band.
Use short ones from now on.
Alright? Don't use long ones like this.
- Don't use a long one? / - Never do that.
- A long one would hurt. / - Don't use a long one?
- You're giving it to me. / - I'm just holding it.
I'll use the long one since you told me not to!
- I'll use the long one! / - Alright.
That's enough. Don't go far away.
Don't go far away?
Then I'll go far!
Sorry about that.
- What the... / - I let go when you weren't ready.
My finger slipped.
We should try that again.
Sorry.
My bad.
I think you did that on purpose.
There are lines before that but my hand slipped.
- You're smiling now. / - No, no.
- Was that on purpose? / - No, it was a mistake.
Wasn't that funny enough?
- We don't have to do this again. / - No, no.
Then don't do it!
I'll do it again since you told me not to!
I'll do it again!
Teacher!
Alright, don't let go.
- Don't let go. / - Don't let go?
- Don't let go? / - Don't.
I'll let go since you told me not to!
Do not do this again next episode.
Don't do this?
Thank you. I won't then.
Why are you so obedient now?
Geez...
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
These days, the bus is so uncomfortable!
Why?
My shoulders are so broad that
I'm always bumping people when I walk by!
One person pointed at me
and called me a broad-shouldered thug!
I am not a broad-shouldered thug!
It's nothing to get so worked up about.
I think you're really happy now.
Teacher, I'm crying from being sad.
Why is your shirt all torn?
That's not a good look.
- Right? / - Yeah.
Then I won't wear this shirt!
There he goes again!
Now you're just stripping purposely.
I'm not!
I deliberate for a week and come up
with ideas on how I can strip!
You don't need ideas. You just strip.
You seem really happy now.
Teacher, I want to go home early.
Why?
My mom keeps making me do chores.
Like what?
The blender broke...
So...
Powerful juice. PJ!
What was that?
It's for you, teacher.
Who would drink this? Nobody will drink that.
Nobody will drink it? Then I'll drink it!
I'll drink it!
This character is no good.
This body that women can't get enough of...
I hate it! I hate it!
Go sit down.
- I hate you too, teacher! / - Yeah, yeah.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at though?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad seems frugal because ♪
♪ He returns with empty bottles after every night stroll ♪
♪ But then your mom seems worried ♪
♪ About your dad in the cold and tells him to stop ♪
♪ My dad said to me with the empty bottles ♪
♪ I drank these, son ♪
♪ When my dad gets kicked out, he'll need ♪
♪ Two bags of empty bottles ♪
♪ To trade in for money ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
- ♪ I'll be back, back again ♪ / - Alright.
I wonder how these two are doing.
How cute.
Hello. I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China, Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
The Chu-Song couple.
Chunami, there are rumors about you these days.
The accusations are ridiculous.
They're saying I'm an artificial beauty.
I'm a natural beauty.
It makes me so sad.
I look pretty without surgery.
- Wife. / - Yeah?
What does that mean?
Get some work done. Please!
You must be crazy!
Songvely.
I actually did get work done.
Where's that clinic?
Where is it? Where's that clinic?
You must be crazy!
If we both die,
I really wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
People are looking.
Go sit down.
Next is a fun class! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
- Yes, baby! / - Yes, baby!
So who are you guys?
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Taejo of Joseon's rain ritual in 1394.
There's a drought
and the people are suffering.
What will we do about this?
If we have a rain ritual, we'll get spring rain.
- What? Spring rain? / - That's right.
Spring rain!
♪ Spring rain, spring rain, spring rain, spring rain ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
What are you doing to the teacher?
That was so random.
I guess anyone can do that.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
We'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Daedalus, the inventor of the compass.
With this compass,
you can draw precise circles.
How can you draw a circle with that?
Like this!
- How? / - Like this!
Let's go!
Stop, stop!
You're so weak.
Eat rice. It's like medicine.
- Rice! / - What? Rice?
♪ Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice ♪
You startled me.
Teacher, this has been...
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
Good work, guys.
So exciting, so exciting!
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
The bus lane sign.
This sign is too weak!
That's why other cars drive in this lane.
It's weak!
Make the bus driver powerful!
A powerful bus driver! PBD!
PBD!
Add some powerful options!
Power gun, powerful gun!
PG, PG!
Lastly, make the final transformation powerful!
Wow...
Optimus Bus! OB!
OB!
♪ Trust in OB ♪
This mic is too weak.
I need a powerful mic.
♪ Trust in OB ♪
A man that sings trot with his gut. STG.
- STG. / - That was forcing it.
She should be down from the mountain.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Yes, Dosi.
The ground is frozen from the winter.
I bet it's hard to grow crops.
You don't know.
Even if the ground is frozen,
I have my own method to grow crops.
You spread seeds on the frozen ground
and as you water them...
♪ Sprouts, sprouts, hurry and grow ♪
♪ I love you, I love you ♪
♪ I love you so much ♪
- If you do this... / - It starts growing?
I get the chills.
The crops can't stand me and won't grow.
My field became a wasteland.
♪ I love you, I love you ♪
Is this so hard to look at?
But I never let it get me down.
Because I have my bear friend
that's always by my side.
You can be friends with a bear?
Of course. I trained him a long time.
He can understand what I say
and he's obedient too.
If I say, "Bear, peel some garlic..."
He peels garlic?
He ignores me.
He also kicks me.
It really hurts.
Do not become friends with a bear, people.
You could get eaten.
You have to be careful.
Alright. Go sit down.
Before I do...
City folks take things like
vitamins and tonics to stay healthy.
But things like that don't work at all.
They should do what I do.
Gather your energy from your lower body and go...
Like this.
Does that give you more energy?
It gets the gas out.
What was that?
It's leaking out little by little.
I don't want things to get awkward so stand aside.
Please sit down.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I prepared a fun magic show
for you all in case you're bored.
- Would you like to see? / - Yes.
- Do you want to see it? / - Yes!
- Beautiful assistant, help me out. / - Yes.
Will a pigeon come out?
Not a pigeon. People come first.
Thanks again.
You did a good job today.
I'll give you an extra $50.
Nice one!
Ask me to do stuff like that next time.
I love you.
People, the cold is going around these days.
To prevent catching a cold,
your daily habits are very important.
First, dwink pwenty of water.
Drink plenty of water.
Modewate indoor tempewature and humidity.
Moderate indoor temperature and humidity.
Washing your hands befowe evewy meal
to kill bactewia.
I didn't catch that one.
What was that?
Washing your hands befowe evewy meal
to kill bactewia.
What's that?
Washing your hands... What?
Washing your hands before every meal
to kill bacteria.
You can say it just fine.
I love you.
Do any of the students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Me! / - Dosi.
Yes. I live alone on the mountain
so I have no reason to smile.
- You have no reason to smile? / - Yes.
Then he comes first.
♪ Abs, abs, I love you ♪
You look so happy now.
People, I hope your week is filled with laughs!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!